We introduce Hutch the auctioneer from Alabama, selective deafness and football is dying.

The holiday gets off with a false start.

We meet Hutch and have a chat about what's going on over the pond. I make a shocking admission and Santo seems to have found his kindred American spirit  in Alabama. Hardly surprising that there's a lot of Trump talk.

Joel is eye witness to another person getting run over by a road going vehicle, that's the second one in a month, this time a Dutch girl.

State of origin 3 and the bleak future of football. Why can two people belt the living daylights out of each other in one arena but we can't tackle at all in another.

Chinese girl can't hear her boyfriend, crap television programs