Whats Bernard touched in my new house, Joels reverse sponsorship scheme and the Creme' de la creme' of Rugby League

Everything goes smoothly....again. We find out there was an unexpected visitor in my house before we bought it. Brad and Kristy's saucey doughnut eating.

We go from the ocean and follow up on the Dorsal fins of Orcas to the dizzying heights of climbing Mt Everest with an erection.

Bloody Kids....... and bloody Santo can't help but bring up Trump.

The biggest game of the Rugby League calendar and Joels sneaky little reverse sponsorship scheme. All that and more. Keep the emails coming in joelkarpin@gmail.com.